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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
omg this was so boring help hlep help
not all the ass and titties in the world could keep my eyes open during this honk shoo fest
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Punch-Drunk Love 2002
name a better scene than adam sandler telling his sister that he will fucking kill her
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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2014
knew this movie was gonna be good when 10 minutes in:
Riggan: just find me an actor. a good actor. give me woody harrelson.
Jake: he's doing the next hunger games.
Riggan: michael fassbender?
Jake: he's doing the prequel to the x-men prequel.
Riggan: how about jeremy renner?
Jake: who?
Riggan: jeremy renner. He was nominated. He was the hurt locker guy.
Jake: he's an avenger.
Riggan: fuck, they put him in a cape too?