Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Imitation Game
  • Mysterious Skin
  • A Beautiful Mind

Recent activity

  • The Big Lebowski


  • Eyes Wide Shut


  • Good Will Hunting


  • Aftersun


Recent reviews

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski


    shut the fuck up donnie (fondly)

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    omg this was so boring help hlep help

    not all the ass and titties in the world could keep my eyes open during this honk shoo fest

Popular reviews

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    name a better scene than adam sandler telling his sister that he will fucking kill her

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)


    knew this movie was gonna be good when 10 minutes in:

    Riggan: just find me an actor. a good actor. give me woody harrelson.
    Jake: he's doing the next hunger games.
    Riggan: michael fassbender?
    Jake: he's doing the prequel to the x-men prequel.
    Riggan: how about jeremy renner?
    Jake: who?
    Riggan: jeremy renner. He was nominated. He was the hurt locker guy.
    Jake: he's an avenger.
    Riggan: fuck, they put him in a cape too?