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  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Imitation Game
  • Mysterious Skin
  • A Beautiful Mind

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  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★

  • Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★

  • Aftersun

    ★★★★

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★

    shut the fuck up donnie (fondly)

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★

    omg this was so boring help hlep help

    not all the ass and titties in the world could keep my eyes open during this honk shoo fest

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★½

    name a better scene than adam sandler telling his sister that he will fucking kill her

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    ★★★★

    knew this movie was gonna be good when 10 minutes in:

    Riggan: just find me an actor. a good actor. give me woody harrelson.
    Jake: he's doing the next hunger games.
    Riggan: michael fassbender?
    Jake: he's doing the prequel to the x-men prequel.
    Riggan: how about jeremy renner?
    Jake: who?
    Riggan: jeremy renner. He was nominated. He was the hurt locker guy.
    Jake: he's an avenger.
    Riggan: fuck, they put him in a cape too?

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