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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★

  • The Social Network

    ★★★★★

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    ★★★★

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★★

    chloé zhao: capitalism and corporate greed are cringe lol, also here’s a shot of fern looking at “the avengers” when it was playing in cinemas

    also chloé zhao: hey imma be directing the eternals this year, bob iger is the homie and wandavision is lynchian

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    "In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant."

    The first teaser trailer of Ratatouille features a scene that wasn't even in the film. Remy is being chased by the cooks from Gusteau's kitchen for stealing a piece of cheese and some narration afterward. If I would've watched this before I saw the movie, I am pretty sure…

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★

    I’m racist this movie sucks

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    I was a foolish child for not giving this 5 stars on the first watch. Just utterly brilliant and getting some of the best work out of Eisenberg, Garfield, Fincher, Sorkin, Reznor, and Ross. The pacing, editing, and tone work so well, it draws you in like it's a thriller even though it's a biopic. Constant conflict, unique story structure, and snappy dialogue make it impossible to look away. A masterpiece in every sense of the word, I think I found a new favorite, this definitely holds a torch to one of Fincher's best next to Fight Club.

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★★

    I was blessed with the privilege of being able to watch The Suicide Squad a week early.

    I wish I could just discuss all these amazing scenes with people but unfortunately I have to keep my mouth shut.

    I will say these things to leave you an impression:

    This is the best superhero movie to come out of the DCEU or MCU so far.

    Every actor turns in a magnificent performance and there is not a single dull character. Every…

  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★★

    “In Paris? They don’t even speak english there.”

    Raw, emotional, and deeply moving. Torturing, psychological, and thrilling.

    I’m glad at least one Kaufman film got nominated for best picture.

    I only say this because it is really reminiscent of a Kaufman film... and I’m not going to go any further than that. It explores the relationship between a man and his daughter as he loses his mind from alzheimer’s. However, it gets so much weirder in the best way possible…