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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    If Back to the Future is a real film in the MCU, then Lea Thompson is a real person in the MCU, which means the Howard the Duck movie exists in the MCU.

  • Rats: Night of Terror

    Rats: Night of Terror


    It's absolutely atrocious. But I can't bring myself to mark it any lower because of that insane "WHAT THE FUCK" moment at the end.

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  • Krampus: The Christmas Devil

    Krampus: The Christmas Devil


    It earns the half star because, credit where credit is due, sometimes the camera was in focus.

  • Scary Movie 2

    Scary Movie 2


    Set myself a dumb challenge a few weeks ago to watch everything in the Netflix UK horror section that I hadn't already seen. Been regretting it ever since.

    Scary Movie 2 is absolutely terrible. No redeeming features whatsoever. It's like they were deliberately trying to make a comedy with zero laughs. If they were, then this film is a huge success.

    I don't think they were though.

    Fun(?) fact. Before I rated this film, it had 420 half-star ratings. *THAT* I laughed at. Then I ruined it by making it 421. Sorry.