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"thoughts and prayers!"

This train starts off strong, then slowly starts falling apart, then the train goes on to long, then the train throws you a curve that it didnt need, and the entire train and everyone you meet on the train just blends together, and Christian Bale might be to good for this kind of train, and your like "maybe I should have taken another train".

*this review is not about a train*

"no ticket"

This is movie is far to coherent, with clear effort put in to be a Paranormal Activity sequel.

“I don’t read the script. The script reads me.” – Kirk Lazarus

I like their dystopian future better then ours, they get cyber pyramid buildings and flying cars, we're gonna end up with never ending suburbs, no water, and the entire rain forest is just gonna be a amazon warehouse.

Clark Griswold has definitely yelled racial slurs while in a mall restaurant.

When the revolution comes, people who call themselves "disruptors" will be the first against the wall.

⚡️BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL⚡️

In the future Uncle Frank would get big into Q anon, and his kids haven't really spoken to him in a couple of years.

bUT Is it A CHrISTMas MoVIe?!