I was not allowed to watch Fairly Odd Parents, Wizards of Waverly Place, or Harry Potter as a child because my parents believed that those portrals of magic were evil and would lead to evil.

When my father came home late last night, I was 2 hours and 11 minutes into Rosemary's Baby.  A cult was enthusiastically worshiping Satan, insisting that God was dead and that Lucifer was the baby's father.

RIP me