Parker

Parker

Favorite films

  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn
  • Rehearsals for Retirement
  • Back and Forth
  • Tenet

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  • Boss Level

    ★★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

  • Sicario

    ½

  • The Boss Baby

    ★★★★

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  • Boss Level

    Boss Level

    ★★★★

    A titan of the Parker Myers watchlist has finally been toppled. Literal years of asking people to watch this and plans never coming to fruition, and I finally decided to confront and vanquish the (Mr) beast once and for all, despite Hulu giving me error codes and subtitle files on Plex shitting the bed. I’m a lot like Roy in this moment

    Anyway yeah this subcategory of movie is built for me and this version of the idea is very…

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

    Butter is a good song

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  • Kaiba

    Kaiba

    is this about repression / post-traumatic stress? is this about dysphoria? is it about ego death? is it about socialism? 

    couldn’t tell you. won’t be able to tell you probably

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★

    I loved those lizards

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