Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Skid Kid 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jun 2022

  The most fun I've had watching a movie in years.

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Everybody in the multiverse who knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man almost gets sucked into the MCU, but Doctor Strange stopped it, so I'm still stuck in this shithole dimension. Thanks for nothing.

Popular reviews

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  Up the Creek 1984

  ★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2015 2

  Its like "Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown" with tits.

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  Beverly Hills Ninja 1997

  ★★★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2018

  There are surely worse ways to listen to "Kung Fu Fighting" 27 times in 80 minutes.