I rate high.
The Skid Kid 1991
The most fun I've had watching a movie in years.
Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Everybody in the multiverse who knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man almost gets sucked into the MCU, but Doctor Strange stopped it, so I'm still stuck in this shithole dimension. Thanks for nothing.
Up the Creek 1984
Its like "Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown" with tits.
Beverly Hills Ninja 1997
There are surely worse ways to listen to "Kung Fu Fighting" 27 times in 80 minutes.