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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★

    as a graphic designer i too starting vigorously sweating at the sight of copperplate gothic typography on a business card

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★½

    imagine being luke wilson and you audition for the role of the love interest and the casting directors say "you're so boring and dry. you'll be perfect"

  • Limitless

    Limitless

    ★★★

    me after landing the fuel meter exactly on £30

  • Hell or High Water

    Hell or High Water

    ★★★

    ok girl were still gonna need a supercut of how many times a character depressingly sighs, puts on and straightens their cowboy hats

  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    ★★★★

    looking forward to beyonce: far from home

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    when people say re-arrange my guts i can only think of oscar isaac in annihilation opening someone's stomach to rummage his intestines

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★½

    batman: when i see lexcorp employees, i FLOOR it

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    pushing forward the conspiracy of ed skrein not leaving the project in 2017 over the whitewashing scandal, man has foreseeing powers and knows when to jump ship

  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date

    ★★

    girls you dont need to pay noah centurian to be pretentious in an art gallery just get a tinder account in a city and hundreds of softboys will do it for free

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    well maybe if ryan gosling just listened to vroom vroom by charli xcx and therefore drove a lil faster MAYBE he wouldnt have got into this mess

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    yes i know were all distracted by how unattractive oscar isaacs character is but its directed by the guy that brought us shrek 2 lets not be too quick to judge