"My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways."
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1985
"IS THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY???"
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Ernest Goes to Jail 1990
This is one of the stupidest, most brainless, mindless, vacuous, vapid-headed, idiotic, moronic, doltish, dim-witted, dumb, dopey movies I’ve ever seen in my life.
And I loved every minute of it.
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Dumb and Dumber 1994
"She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
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WandaVision 2021
Part loving homage to TV history, part off-kilter mystery, this is so wonderfully weird and strikingly bold. Paul Bettany has great comedic chops.
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X-Men: First Class 2011
The bar scene with Magneto and the Nazis is so fucking iconic. I would absolutely give up a lung just to see a Magneto film about him hunting down Nazis.
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Cruise Cat 1952
Tom yelling for help while stuck behind a locked door breaks my funny bone every time.
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Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright 2013
This is actually really good. Top tier Scooby Doo. I wish some of the 2010s movies were not so slept on cause some of them are truly special. This is one of them.
- A genuinely fun mystery with twists I did not expect.
- An all-star cast. Frank Welker, Matthew Lillard, Grey DeLisle, Mindy Cohn, Troy Baker, Wayne Brady, Peter MacNicol, Paul Rugg, etc.
- Golden comedy. Always hits. I love when Scooby Doo is legitimately hilarious.
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