• The Road to El Dorado

    The Road to El Dorado

    ★★★★

    "My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways."

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★★

    "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY???"

  • Bumblebee

    Bumblebee

    ★★★★

    I got to have a 3 minute video chat with Grey DeLisle-Griffin who played Arcee in this. She was so nice and lovely to talk to! And thanks so much for being in the best live-action Transformers movie!

  • Bugs and Thugs

    Bugs and Thugs

    ★★★★½

    SHUT UP SHUTTEN UP

  • Ernest Goes to Jail

    Ernest Goes to Jail

    ★★★½

    This is one of the stupidest, most brainless, mindless, vacuous, vapid-headed, idiotic, moronic, doltish, dim-witted, dumb, dopey movies I’ve ever seen in my life.

    And I loved every minute of it.

  • Dumb and Dumber

    Dumb and Dumber

    ★★★★

    "She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

  • Life with Tom

    Life with Tom

    ★★★★

    A lot of great reaction shots in this one.

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★★

    Part loving homage to TV history, part off-kilter mystery, this is so wonderfully weird and strikingly bold. Paul Bettany has great comedic chops.

  • X-Men: First Class

    X-Men: First Class

    ★★★★½

    The bar scene with Magneto and the Nazis is so fucking iconic. I would absolutely give up a lung just to see a Magneto film about him hunting down Nazis.

  • Cruise Cat

    Cruise Cat

    ★★★★★

    Tom yelling for help while stuck behind a locked door breaks my funny bone every time.

  • Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright

    Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright

    ★★★★

    This is actually really good. Top tier Scooby Doo. I wish some of the 2010s movies were not so slept on cause some of them are truly special. This is one of them.

    - A genuinely fun mystery with twists I did not expect.
    - An all-star cast. Frank Welker, Matthew Lillard, Grey DeLisle, Mindy Cohn, Troy Baker, Wayne Brady, Peter MacNicol, Paul Rugg, etc.
    - Golden comedy. Always hits. I love when Scooby Doo is legitimately hilarious.
    - Story…

  • Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★★★

    "It’s never goodbye."