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  • The Lie

    The Lie

    Oh look at Blumhouse and amazon luring me in to thinking this is a horror film when it’s clearly not. 

    And even if they didn’t falsely lure me in, it’s still a stinking shite of a movie!!

  • The Terror Within

    The Terror Within

    ★★

    A guy in a decent Halloween costume terrorises some kinda soldier type folk. 

    It feels like a rip off of a movie with an Alien in it, can’t remember the name though.

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall

    ★★

    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    ★★★★★

    My second 5 star review for a release of 2014.

    Scarlett is shit hot and just plain hot as the alien who gets rids the streets of the toothless glasgow twats that she meets.

    So cool to see my city up on the big screen and so weird to also see a hollywood a-lister hanging about some total glasgow dives!

    When Scarlett came across a crowd of Celtic fans I was hoping she would mow them down, if so this woulda got 6 stars. (just a wee old firm joke there, no offence intended).