Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Barbarian
  • The Lost Boys
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

Recent activity

  • Bones and All


  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special


Recent reviews

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


    As someone who shrugged during the supposed sad bit in Up, I left the cinema with something in my eye here, which says a lot!

  • Confess, Fletch

    Confess, Fletch


    Look at the quirky characters who get their feet out or like EDM, meh you tried to hard! 

    Quite witty In parts and dull in others, I don’t think this Fletch Lives much longer.

Popular reviews

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan


    My fave bit is when Mr Smee shaves a birds arse.