Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Se7en
  • The Suicide Squad
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Recent activity

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  • The French Dispatch

  • Scream 3


  • Scream 2


Recent reviews

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4


    A return to form after the shark
    Jumping dumb fest that was Scream 3.

    In fact can’t we just pretend that one never happened. I mean the only thing that meant anything was with Cotton Weary.

    This one made me realise just how good the casting has been for the whole series and I now I am looking forward to part 5.

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3


    A Miramax movie that deals with a young abused actress. You couldn’t write this shit, except they did!

Popular reviews

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    My second 5 star review for a release of 2014.

    Scarlett is shit hot and just plain hot as the alien who gets rids the streets of the toothless glasgow twats that she meets.

    So cool to see my city up on the big screen and so weird to also see a hollywood a-lister hanging about some total glasgow dives!

    When Scarlett came across a crowd of Celtic fans I was hoping she would mow them down, if so this woulda got 6 stars. (just a wee old firm joke there, no offence intended).