Grooveman

"I like tits and ass. Mostly tits."- Paul Verhoeven

Keeping it real since 1983.

Favorite films

  • Money Train
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Northman
  • Heat

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

  • Valkyrie

    ★★½

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

  • Klaus

    ★★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

    And here I thought there was no way I’d dig this less than Swiss Army Man. Maybe if it was an hour shorter I wouldn’t. The Daniel’s are definitely 0/2
    for me.

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    This is definitely my humour.

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  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Seeing Richard Jenkins yell " Fuck You" to a screen filled with 9 year old Japanese school girls is extremely funny to me. This is the most fun I've had watching a film this year.