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The Cinephile Detox

30 films

[Seen: 8/30]

Don't worry, I still plan on watching films that have been recommended to me, along with those that…

  • Being John Malkovich
  • The Return
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Magnolia
  • Enter the Void

Directors Ranked by Average Rating

97 films

Sorted by their average score, not how much I like them. Represented by my favorite of their filmography.

A director…

  • Mommy
  • Enter the Void
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Come and See

Top 50 Favorite Films

50 films

Top 2 are solidified, but everything else is in fairly loose order.

  • Amer
  • Andhadhun
  • Andrei Rublev
  • Audition
  • Autumn Sonata

The Recommendation Feed

35 films

[Update: 2/19/20] - A list of my favorite recommendations is here! Also, a friendly reminder that I'm still taking recommendations,…

  • The Ascent
  • The Double Life of Véronique
  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
  • Fail Safe
  • The Passenger

Favorites from The Recommendation Feed

7 films

A steadily growing list of every film I've seen from The Recommendation Feed that I gave four stars or more.…

  • Leaves from Satan's Book
  • The Phantom Carriage
  • Häxan
  • The Pilgrim
  • Greed

Films I Want to See the Most From Each Year

101 films

An excellent list idea from louferrigno and StormofCuteness that I’ve adapted here.

Much like theirs, this is simply an exercise in…

  • Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper
  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
  • 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
  • Amityville Exorcism
  • Psycho Shark

Mesterclasses of Awful

30 films

Worst films I have ever seen. Films 1-5 are pretty solidified but everything else is in loose order.

  • Onibaba
  • Black Swan
  • Army of Darkness
  • Drag Me to Hell
  • Arrival


133 films

In no particular order

  • 2001: A Space Travesty
  • After Last Season
  • Aladdin
  • The Amazing Bulk
  • Amusement


48 films

[UPDATE: December 9, 2019]: All films now have detailed notes! All the notes I had before were fairly unprofessional, I…

  • Enter the Void
  • Antichrist
  • The White Ribbon
  • Life
  • Mary and Max

Favorites of 2009 - Ranked

10 films

By this point, you probably know the drill. These are my favorites from 2009, as the year follows the rules…

  • Mommy
  • Climax
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Barry Lyndon
  • The Shining

Showdown: Pitch Perfect

25 films

I usually don't gravitate toward participating in showdowns. However, with a category that I think I can bring enough to…

  • Mommy
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Winter Sleep
  • Leviathan
  • Whiplash

Favorites of 2014 - Ranked

11 films

You know what to expect if you saw my 2017 list, but I'll put the rules for these lists down…