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  • Wall Street

    Wall Street


    Laughably dated, a simplistic morality tale divorced from reality save for the retro stock market floor location. Oliver Stone made Platoon and Natural Born Killers yet can't fathom evil on even the smallest scale. Extra star for Talking Heads. Hard to watch Charlie Sheen now that we know he raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas.

  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky


    There's a compelling documentary to be made about the KPOP factories that churn out these generic groups and all the young performers who get chewed up and spit out by them but unfortunately this isn't it. Light Up the Sky is a feature-length press release that is easy on the eyes but leaves you knowing less about the subjects than when you started.

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  • Halloween



    This one should be studied in film schools. Every single decision Rob Zombie was asked to make on this film he decided wrongly.

  • Suspiria


    Disliked this on a really visceral level. Everything in it screamed both wannabe auteur, and written and directed by men. It's further diminished when put next to the far superior dance-horror of Climax.