Characters in You’ve Got Mail, ranked by how much I want to kiss them.
15. Schulyer Fox/John Randolph — Old! Mean! Pass!
14. Veronica Grant/Deborah Rush — Barely a character and deeply & problemstically rich.
13. George Pappas/Steve Zahn — Too... Zahny? Idk he will never do it for me
12. Nelson Fox/Dabney Coleman — Silver Fox (pun intended) but too into younger women. It’s gross tbh!
11. Gillian Quinn/Cara Seymour — One note and boring.…