• Bangkok Love Story

    Bangkok Love Story

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    you gotta be kidding meeee . ill let the other reviews tell how obscenely tragic it is to the point you cant take it seriously. but there are glimpses......of a movie that is still bad but stupid in a fun way that made me laugh. like when he gets kicked out with his clothes handed to him and he doesnt put them on just walks to the bus stop in his boxers. all his pining and like stealing his doll…

  • 1408

    1408

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    was set on seeing this again after Must Love Dogs because it sparked the cusack craze of my tweens...and that was only half of why it was my number one horror for so many years. as a kid this is just a real treat -- full-on epic adventure in one room! man is getting mercilessly tortured, mostly psychologically. refreshing to see him really try everything within his ability to escape, some protagonists are just too easy to outthink. but its…

  • Only Yesterday

    Only Yesterday

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    wanted to see this ever since i watched Whisper of The Heart, and I love it just as much as I hoped!! a less fanciful look at childhood but both struck a chord all the same. i just find the animation so cute! little taeko is so expressive, eating that pineapple ^^; and when she kicks her feet in bed thinking back to a fifth-grade conversation......and when he gives her a new take on a story she probably never shared,…

  • Candyman

    Candyman

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    this was alright idk, candyman is now for the most part a man that just handed out candy and then got killed, and he is no longer haunting one particular person who he desires, his presence stripped of the incredible seductiveness tony todd imbued him with. but at least it is placing itself after tony todd's version so it isnt trying to overwrite him. i enjoyed it as i enjoy any good urban legend movie and especially one where supernatural…

  • Must Love Dogs

    Must Love Dogs

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    this is great to me even when its cringe because i would never defend it from that, its absolutely classic typical romcom fare. "omg you have to start dating again you've been divorced for 8 MONTHS" girl that isnt a long time to be single. john cusack finalizes his divorce the day we meet him and his male slut friend is like enough moping!!!! go chase some tail!!!!! his tormented, womankind-theorizing boatmaker is someone i fall for right along with…

  • There Will Come Soft Rains

    There Will Come Soft Rains

    ladies and gentlemen! happy new year 2026! :D

  • The Spider Will Kill You

    The Spider Will Kill You

    really liked when the mannequins conversed, makes me want to watch The Fuccons :-) david schmoeller i wish you got to do more. reading a 1999 interview with him rn and he couldve been such a camp legend. listen to this -

    "Ha, Ha Horror is one of several films I've written that I'm trying to get made. It's a black-comedy horror film about a third-string film critic for a big city newspaper who gets stuck reviewing only horror films.…

  • Tenebre

    Tenebre

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i really went into this thinking it was the third in the mother of tears trilogy, cares-to-the-wind that ive not seen the others, and then it ended and i was like. wait a minute there was no witchery whatsoever. yes alas its just a slasher!

    and at the end of it all im very sad we didnt get more killer phone calls. that creepy whispery voice had me stoked for more. and then the lesbians that were only in 2…

  • The Fantasist

    The Fantasist

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    i still absolutely love this quirky gem about a woman who sets out for big city life and immediately attracts various men of varying kinks.....timothy bottoms (love his dweeb-ass name) is an iconic sleazy freak in this and gives me huge james spader vibes. the man with wicked eyebrows at the dancehall was cute and i felt bad for him getting curved, fair enough he had bad breath though. breath is make or break for her i think cause she…

  • Anatomy

    Anatomy

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    so im logging it late but i did rewatch this at my friends house, finally the german version, and well.....i wish id seen the dub second. i was too focused on scanning for dialogue changes (there were none, same translation used it seems) to appreciate the german accent, and it just couldnt compare to how theatrical a dub can be (hein's dub is so iconic). we still enjoyed it very much as its exactly our kind of movie, a delightful…

  • Prey

    Prey

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    i put this off for so long cause i was like i dont trust this to be a good portrayal of lesbians but at the same time i stayed trapped in its orbit because it is A portrayal of lesbians, and in a horror movie.....how could i resist forever....if this movie's a predator then i was easy prey!!!

    the dynamic they have is wack its the romance classic 'farmers daughter falls for the farmhand' but made lesbian and with a…

  • The Suckling

    The Suckling

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    at first this seemed pretty pro-life and cringe as it makes the illegal abortionists out to be evil, the girl didnt even want one but gets drugged, but as it goes on its such dumb and aimless filler you just forget what the setup even was. in the end i decided the moral is that even freaky pumpkinhead-looking creatures just want their mom back at the end of the day and thats sweet so i'll go with that

    the creature…