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John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

★★★★½
Beyond the Seventh Door

★
Love on a Leash

★★★★★
An American in Paris

★★★½

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Serenity 2019

★ Watched 29 Jan, 2019

Screenwriter doesn't
understand video games.
Nic Cage Caliber
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan, 2020

The dead should stay dead.
Wasted opportunities.
Worth for Babu Frik

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John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch 2019

★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Jan, 2020

Surpris'ly well-shot!
I'm the noodles butter kid.
RIP Googy
Beyond the Seventh Door 1987

★ Rewatched 19 Jan, 2020

I need subtitles.
Weirdest filmed sex scene ever,
Sex scene 'round a corpse

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Eighth Grade 2018

★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug, 2018 1

Accurate as hell.
Unnerving and cathartic.
Gabe had me dying
Won't You Be My Neighbor? 2018

★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jun, 2018 4

Blink and you'll miss it:
"Meow-Meow He Lied to Us Meow"
best op-ed title.