thirst watch connoisseur & professional movie cryer

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • The Batman
  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Prisoners

Recent activity

  • Jerry Maguire


  • All About Steve

  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry


  • Wayne's World 2


Pinned reviews

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    let’s be real if i played free city i’d end up having a her (2013) style relationship with npc ryan reynolds

Recent reviews

  • Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire


    he can shoplift my pootie

  • All About Steve

    All About Steve

    if i fumbled bradley cooper i’d follow him and try to convince him to love me too

Popular reviews

  • The Hangover Part II

    The Hangover Part II


    bradley cooper as phil is so dangerously sexy what did they give him

  • Sherlock: A Study in Pink

    Sherlock: A Study in Pink


    “fuck you my child is completely fine”
    the child: starts rewatching sherlock