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  • Forbidden World

    Forbidden World

    ★★½

    Damn ding-wopper.

  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Uptown Girls is a film that easy to hate on. Its story is a paint by numbers twists on the princess story. Its plot is absolute nonsense with the daughter of rock star Tommy Gunn, Molly Gunn (Britney Murphy), her parent dying in a plane crash and she is left with a collection of guitars and inheritance. Her manager then steals her inheritance and she goes from riches to rags. She then needs to find a job and learn to…

  • Night Shot

    Night Shot

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was drawn to this movie because of the one take concept. The setting and location were thoroughly creepy. The guerrilla camera style fits the atmosphere of the movie. The actress does a good job and the cameraman keeps up with her so huge props to him. The biggest complaint is the ending really destroys the whole atmosphere that the movie spends an hour building. Poor costumes (you can literally see the electrical tape on the killers' shoes), and a…

  • The Open House

    The Open House

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Avoid this Open House at all costs. A solid start at the beginning that turns into a mess half-way through the film. Plot holes, unnecessary scenes and an ending that doesn't pay off. Don't waste your time with this film.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    Fantastic thriller that keeps you guessing