haley☄️ Patron

welcome to my form of therapy <3
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Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Barbie
  • Interstellar
  • La La Land

Recent activity

  • Drive-Away Dolls


  • Lisa Frankenstein


  • All of Us Strangers


  • Blue Velvet


Recent reviews

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls


    miley cyrus WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

    that editing style was certainly… a choice. margaret qualley being hot kinda made up for it tho

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein


    fun and campy, which is exactly what i wanted out of this! 🩷🧟‍♂️🥀⚰️🌚🔮🕸️🩸🪦⚡️🪓🦇

Popular reviews

  • You People

    You People


    they really did the “who was in paris” joke 💀

  • Teen Wolf: The Movie

    Teen Wolf: The Movie

    not me gaslighting myself into thinking that dylan o’brien was gonna pull an andrew garfield and show up anyways… but he did in fact not show up at all and now i’m mad