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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!”

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solar…

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  • Ace in the Hole

    Ace in the Hole

    "Don't wipe those tears. That's what you're supposed to look like."

  • Experiment in Terror

    Experiment in Terror

    Fun seeing all the little ways it influenced David Lynch. The first sequence is by far the best thing in the film and is truly terrifying.

    Could have been a tight 90 minutes if they had just cut out the subplots with the mannequin girl and the newspaperman, and trimmed the Lisa Soong plot a bit.

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

  • Ugetsu

    Ugetsu

    🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎤