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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A Richard Kelly movie for people who don’t believe in laughter.
John Malkovich gets run over by a car and then immediately takes a secret elevator to Hogwarts. A young mother wears her son’s kidney stone as jewelry. A Navajo man fucks a crevasse in a mountainside which then gives birth to a baby with a 100ft long umbilical cord and then the baby grows gigantic and invades a city and destroys the headquarters of a company who wants to…