Tyler Wallace

Tyler Wallace


Trained in film archiving, preservation, and restoration
Formerly hamburger splash 🍔 🌊

Favorite films

  • Slow Machine
  • Materna
  • Mercury in Retrograde
  • The Wanting Mare

Recent activity

  • Valley of the Gods

  • Picture Bride

  • Old

  • Black Widow

Pinned reviews

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

Recent reviews

  • Valley of the Gods

    Valley of the Gods

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A Richard Kelly movie for people who don’t believe in laughter. 

    John Malkovich gets run over by a car and then immediately takes a secret elevator to Hogwarts. A young mother wears her son’s kidney stone as jewelry. A Navajo man fucks a crevasse in a mountainside which then gives birth to a baby with a 100ft long umbilical cord and then the baby grows gigantic and invades a city and destroys the headquarters of a company who wants to…

  • Picture Bride

    Picture Bride

    A flawed but skillful debut film. The director's tragic death is definitely a major loss for American independent film and for the legacy Asian-American directors.

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