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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  Rewatched by Tyler Wallace 29 May 2016 2

  i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

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  Valley of the Gods 2019

  Watched by Tyler Wallace 30 Jul 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A Richard Kelly movie for people who don’t believe in laughter. 

  John Malkovich gets run over by a car and then immediately takes a secret elevator to Hogwarts. A young mother wears her son’s kidney stone as jewelry. A Navajo man fucks a crevasse in a mountainside which then gives birth to a baby with a 100ft long umbilical cord and then the baby grows gigantic and invades a city and destroys the headquarters of a company who wants to…

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  Picture Bride 1994

  Watched by Tyler Wallace 29 Jul 2021

  A flawed but skillful debut film. The director's tragic death is definitely a major loss for American independent film and for the legacy Asian-American directors.

Popular reviews

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  Ugetsu 1953

  Watched by Tyler Wallace 18 Jun 2016 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
  cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎤

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  A Perfect Murder 1998

  Watched by Tyler Wallace 08 May 2016 1

  there's like 5 separate scenes in this movie where gwyneth paltrow turns around and is surprised to see michael douglas