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  • Morvern Callar
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Lost in Translation
  • Being John Malkovich

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  • Zero Fucks Given

    ★★★

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★

  • Burn Burn Burn

    ★★★

  • The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★

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  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ★★★

    Marvel, take the box marked 'characters with mental health issues', just put it down and walk away. I'm serious now, just walk away.
    You're not good at this. I get that you're trying, that's just great but this whole cinematic universe isn't a great space to explore that kind of stuff.

    It took some weird directions and kept rolling with it but I was mostly lost or confused and mostly didn't care. I only kept watching it for Oscar Isaac.

  • The Bubble

    The Bubble

    ★★

    Trigger warning - this is a 2 hour movie about a movie production in a Covid bubble. It's actually kind of gross.

    It's weirdly watchable and I guess they were going for relatable in some ways but then it really isn't.

    I dunno guys... Pedro Pascal is disheveled and gorgeous and it's easy to watch. But honestly, it also made me feel sick in the pit of my stomach. Maybe we shouldn't mine entertainment from this. Maybe I didn't need or want this.

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  • Zero Fucks Given

    Zero Fucks Given

    ★★★

    You see this box, if you want a job you have to fit inside this box. You have cram yourself in there and leave all of your humanity on the outside. To survive, you must minimise everything that makes you who you are. Your appearance, your manner, your life, everything on the surface is up for grabs as long as it fuels that all important ultimate aim. Profits.
    Be a cog in the machine, forget your troubles, your grief, your…

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★

    Honestly, I'm surprised how much of this still made me laugh. 25 year old comedies don't usually manage that.
    The sequels had diminishing returns but this is firing on all cylinders and is pretty damn groovy baby.
    Also Christian Slater turns up with some orange sherbet.

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