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Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  A perfect retelling of the original Godzilla was not on my 2023 bingo card.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  You think you’re so great just because you have boats!

Popular reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Sep 2015 63

  Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

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  Taxi Driver 1976

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 May 2015 35

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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