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  • 102 Dalmatians

    102 Dalmatians

    In 1967, Dodie Smith wrote a sequel to her 1956 novel The One Hundred and One Dalmatians titled The Starlight Barking. Here's a couple paragraphs of the plot summary off Wikipedia:

    One morning, the dogs find all other living things besides dogs cannot be wakened. No dog is hungry, thirsty, or weak. Doors, gates, and machines operate on command, and the dogs are able to communicate via thought waves to others many miles away. Cadpig, now acting Prime Minister in…

  • 101 Dalmatians

    101 Dalmatians

    People forget that Disney has been doing live action adaptations of their classics for almost as long as I've been alive, they're nowhere near being a new trend. They're just doing them more often now because they have more potential with modern technology (see: Maleficent, Pete's Dragon). Disney isn't becoming creatively bankrupt, you're just upset they're doing them more often now because they can. That's not to say it's right of them- I still think new IP's would be a…

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    How to Get Laid: The Travis Bickle Method.

    1. Find a girl. Any girl will do. Doesn't matter if she's already dating someone else or not.

    2. Offer to take said girl out for a lunch date at a diner. Ask girl out for future date at said diner.

    3. Take girl to a movie. Preferably the porn cinema. Chicks dig porn cinemas.

    4. When she leaves, call her the next day. Repeat until you show up at her work…