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  • Magnolia
  • Shame
  • Fargo
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

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  • West Side Story

    ★★

  • Scream

    ★★½

  • Mississippi Grind

    ★★★½

  • Scream 4

    ★★★½

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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    What a piece of shit remake of the beloved classic from 2013 starring John Brandon, Eliza Betty Wilson and Samantha Jackson. 

    Sorry baby boys, you guys are objectively wrong. 
    I don’t know what objectively means, but I’m gonna say it anyway because some dude said it on YouTube about The Last Jedi. I hate plot holes now. I didn’t know what a plot hole was before I watched Maulers excellent videos on The Last Jedi, But now that I know, I see that every film has plot holes.
    Except for the original Oldboy from 2013. That film is the only perfect film ever made.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★

    Most jokes didn’t land well, unlike the first one. It’s a lot more serious and sometimes it works, but for the most suffers, because most of the characters are dull as fuck. 
    It repeats jokes, without adding anything to it. 
    The music was bad and Cable was disappointing. 
    It also felt very rushed. 

    It does have some moments where I laughed out loud though, and it is very creative. 

    My biggest pro is how good the film looks cinematography wise.…