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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    First Inglourious Bastards and now this.

    I love when Tarantino picks up a history book and hits us with the most elaborate “BROOO COULD U IMAGINE IF...” movies ever.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    For some dumbfuck reason I got trashed off old fashioneds (I think that’s plural for old fashioned? Idk) going into this so a large chunk of the movie was a complete blur, but GOTDAMN was that one thrilling blur.

    It was probably the yak speaking but I’m pretty sure they casted Kevin Garnett? Who gave a decent performance?? And The Weeknd??? Had a boner????