Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023 2

  I’m gonna cut to the chase: this is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  Fully prepared to defend this weird, flawed, totally compelling movie with my life. Vanessa Kirby simply incapable of not slaying

Popular reviews

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2020

  I actually haven’t seen it yet but the fact that apparently there’s graphic nudity which means King Lowery may show us dev patel’s d*ck so i’m going to go ahead and give it 5 stars until further notice

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2022 3

  Hahahaha this fucking ruled I love violence i love toxic masculinity i love weird rituals and chants.