“In many ways, the work of a critic is easy”

Favorite films

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Taylor Swift: Reputation Stadium Tour
  • Raw
  • American Psycho

Recent activity

  • Dead Bort


  • Gooners


  • Calcium Clubhouse

  • Friends and Strangers


Recent reviews

  • Dead Bort

    Dead Bort


    Good job nick I’m very proud of you

    Help I’m sitting in edit suit 5 with a gun to my head pls send help

    Just kidding I love you nick

  • Gooners



    IcumaftericumaftercomingoutofthegooncaveI’vebeengooningforninehoursitwasn’twhatIwasintending butitjustfelttoogoodtocumtoosoon

    “Best vca film” i heard a stranger to nick say on a shoot I was on this week. Ironically or not, either way I think its a win

Popular reviews

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    Tasted way better when i was a depressed sixteen year old who stayed up all night watching video essays alone in their room but i guess watching it in a lido cinema with a person i care about and significantly improved mental health is also fine.

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley


    things my mum said to me as we were watching this movie;

    “gay people hanna, gay people”

    “homosexuals murder people hanna”

    “hanna are you a they/them?”

    “am i uncomfortable because he murders people or am i uncomfortable because he’s gay”

    “why would you be a they/them when you could be a lesbian”(shows me photo of lesbian)

    “this movie is just so dickie. haha”

    “you can’t be a they/them and a lesbian that’s ridiculous”

    “argh this movie is just terrible”

    “what am i supposed to call you now? my descendent? my thembaby?”

    Anyway, Happy non-binary awareness week!