Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  Jesus Christ so many jump scares in this

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  Rubber 2010

  ★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  Worth seeing. Good ideas, just kinda amateur execution. I couldn’t tell if it was the acting, the directing, the writing, or the editing that was just slightly miscalculated, but it’s frustrating because I feel like it was so close to be snappy and funny.

Popular reviews

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  Straight Up 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Basically, this. After I watched this movie I read so many reviews that, while favorable, were quick to put the characters in boxes — which (in addition to being the incorrect boxes, in my bisexual opinion AHEM) really missed all the points of the movie that I so connected with.

  Our two main characters, Todd & Rory, don’t fully know themselves, or what they want, or maybe they changed their minds. This compulsive, garrulous, daydreaming story is about fluidity,  deciding for yourself…

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  Los Bandoleros 2009

  Watched 04 May 2021

  Vin Diesel said, “They make bandoleros on purpose to perpetuate their vicious cycle and keep us locked in modern slavery,” and, “They took electric cars off the market so that they can keep starting wars over oil,” and, “Yeah, me and Michelle Rodriguez are fucking irl,” and peaced out and honestly good for him.

  
  “At the end of the day people are gonna get what they need. You can’t move forward without fuel. And no one likes to be left behind.”