John Carpenter

John Carpenter


Like many of you, I watch a lot of movies. Most of them have #blood and offensive things in them.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Oldboy
  • The Descent

Recent activity

  • Halloween Kills


  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


  • Gunpowder Milkshake


  • CODA


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

  • Annihilation



    If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.