Harland has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Jexi



    I wanted to watch Jexi despite the obviously silly premise that looked like an obvious joke on "Her" because over the last couple of years I've actually become a pretty big fan of Adam Devine. Well despite the shitty script and horribly written jokes Adam Devin still manages to come out of it looking like a star, his comedic skill, likability and charisma managed to easily steal the show and at least gave me something positive to take from this…

  • Dangerous Lies

    Dangerous Lies


    I wish I could tell you this film was worth watching especially since I was actually kind of excited to watch it with all the big films being pushed back but this movie doesn't have a single redeemable quality. From the minute this film starts to the moment it ends I genuinely questioned why I was still putting myself through the displeasure of watching this film.

    Normally I'm ok with watching bad films because I can normally take something away…

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl


    Size 13 Nikes?

    Being 6'1 and somehow being the tallest kid in your entire high school?

    How's the weather up there jokes?

    Taller Swift?

    Jumbo Sweed?

    I mean, what is there not to like about this movie.

  • Swiped



    Well, I don't really know what to say other than this is probably one of my least favourite films just ever. Not a single moment in this film was really entertaining and nothing about this film was redeemable, everything was actually quite laughable. The entire women empowerment storyline is a joke because the entire thing makes it seems like women can't think for themselves so they need a man who supposedly"respects" women to micromanage and control their lives. Essentially from…

  • Frat Star

    Frat Star


    For some reason this film is listed as comedy on Netflix but every single scene is styled as a thriller. This movie is legitimately the most unintentionally intense movie I've ever seen and it doesn't work. There wasn't a single likable character in this entire movie and the film is written like a parody film but it takes itself way to seriously. I did like that they had an idea that they stuck but the way the film was building…

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession


    Everything about this film is horrible. I watched this for two reasons, one because Brenda Song is in this and who doesn't love Brenda Song and because a website said this was a "more terrifying version of you" and You was incredible. One thing I can tell you is this film is NOTHING compared to You. It's like the shittier, more predictable and lazier version of that great show. The dialogue sucks, the film makes no sense and is extremely…

  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders


    Just exhaustingly idiotic from start to finish. No one I know enjoyed a single second of this film and that's a hard thing to accomplish.