harlequinade 🌵🌶️’s review published on Letterboxd:
There's been a lot of balls and ass talk in my "reviews" "lately" so I decided to class things up around here.
With SAW MOVIES MARATHON.
So to quote one of my fav 90's songs - let me entertain you.
🔪 oh my God that's Kate from Friends! Oh my God that's Ben from Lost! Oh my God I feel so old for recognizing these people!
🔪 Can you believe James Wan started with this movie and then few years later experienced one of the greatest possible honors? Breathing the same air as Jason Momoa?
🔪 Leigh Whannell's "acting" is the scariest thing here
🔪 So...there's all that liquid poo in the toilet....did Jigsaw do that before all of this started for...dare I say it? Shits and giggles?
🔪 Cary Elwes looks like a ken doll of a cuck. Tragique.
🔪 Mike Flanagan manages to make Absentia for 70,000 and Wan has over a million and makes...this. Also the script is so crude and desperate, they threw everything they could possibly think of in it
🔪 This is a truly fantastic plot twist and if it wasn't for it I'm certain this movie wouldn't be such a big deal
🔪 If this is the best one...then oh boy what am I in for