Saw β˜…Β½

There's been a lot of balls and ass talk in my "reviews" "lately" so I decided to class things up around here.


So to quote one of my fav 90's songs - let me entertain you.

πŸ”ͺ oh my God that's Kate from Friends! Oh my God that's Ben from Lost! Oh my God I feel so old for recognizing these people!
πŸ”ͺ Can you believe James Wan started with this movie and then few years later experienced one of the greatest possible honors? Breathing the same air as Jason Momoa?
πŸ”ͺ Leigh Whannell's "acting" is the scariest thing here
πŸ”ͺ So...there's all that liquid poo in the toilet....did Jigsaw do that before all of this started for...dare I say it? Shits and giggles?
πŸ”ͺ Cary Elwes looks like a ken doll of a cuck. Tragique.
πŸ”ͺ Mike Flanagan manages to make Absentia for 70,000 and Wan has over a million and makes...this. Also the script is so crude and desperate, they threw everything they could possibly think of in it
πŸ”ͺ This is a truly fantastic plot twist and if it wasn't for it I'm certain this movie wouldn't be such a big deal
πŸ”ͺ If this is the best one...then oh boy what am I in for

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