Suspiria ★★★★★

if you’d have told me after i first watched call me by your name that the same director was going to remake a 70s foreign language cult classic and havw it be two and a half hours of dakota johnson and mia goth being hauntingly beautiful (and vaguely lesbian) while tilda swinton gave two seperate drag performances that starts off with a weirdly excellent chloë grace moretz cameo that’s entirely in german except for the c-word and i would have laughed at you and requested you leave me alone to cry to visions of gideon but like literally all of that and more happened so at this point i’d believe any film concept you pitched me