Kinotherapy has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • The Doll

    The Doll

    I watched this for some reason so now I got to review. Just painfully lazy and awful. There's not an original thought in this movie. It is every horror movie cliche about a haunted doll or house or whatever. The only thing I couldn't predict was the twist because of how stupid it was, and even if it was a good twist, I wouldn't care at this point.

    So we meet an idyllic married couple who have the most perfect…

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    There's a lot to digest here folks. Like an all you can eat night at Taco Bell. And this movie is the result.

    What did I do during quarantine? Well I was taking some summer classes which is why I haven't posted anything in a while, but I also spent some quality family time watching tons of shit movies. Some Blumhouse, some knock off Blumhouse, (how flattering) It was hard to tell due to their lack of originality, but I…