Kinotherapy has written 4 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • M*A*S*H

    M*A*S*H

    M*A*S*H? More like, T*R*A*S*H am I right?!

    So you may have noticed a lot of positive reviews coming from me lately, and that’s mostly to make up for my contentious, contrarian reviews I posted before all those. To sort of balance everything out and not make it seem like I’m some kind edgelord just throwing out bait. But there’s one movie I watched recently that I have to let out: Mash. Oh man, after I watched this, I just had…

  • Scanners

    Scanners

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Oh well this doesn't seem excessive in any kind of way. This film looks like it's going to be a subtle, eerie kind of ...(reaches 7 minute mark) ... nevermind...

    So, do people like this movie? Like they really liked it? I know David Cronenberg can be a divisive director at times, but seriously this movie was just flat out stupid. I thought I would really like David Cronenberg and his style, but as I trek through his filmography I'm…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    This Holiday, look forward to something really frightening; I’ve conjured up the most evil heinous crime of the season! I hate Halloween! Mwuahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously this movie sucks.

    Yeah, I’m going to be that guy again. This is one I’ve been wanting to get off my chest since I first saw it years ago when I was still in school, and I guess Halloween seemed like the right time to get it out so I waited patiently. Patiently waited for my…

  • Transcendence

    Transcendence

    "He's not a monkey!" That's literally the only line I remember from this film, and I don't even think that's verbatim

    For my fourth entry in my "Trek through the Unknown" series I watched Transcendence, so now I have to review it. Or I'd like to. See there's one problem. I can't review this, because I don't remember it. I just watched this movie a couple of days ago and I already forgot the whole film. And that's pretty rare…