Kinotherapy has written 6 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Glass


    I know some people like this film so I hope I don't step on any toes with this statement, but truthfully, I don't see how anyone who was a fan of "Unbreakable" or even "Split" can enjoy this film

    "Glass" was disappointing on a number of levels. Not just because it's the follow up to two great movies, for even if you didn't have an attachment to "Unbreakable" many thought Shyamalan, was finally rising up again, he makes "Glass" A…

  • Downsizing


    What the hell are Christoph Waltz and Udo Kier doing in this movie?

    When it comes to Hollywood directors, Alexander Payne is one of the few I follow or care about. I love the essence of his comedy dramas which just seem to speak to me. His films always feel like they have a purpose of relating to people in some way through the use of humor yet respectable representation as well. So naturally I wanted to see "Downsizing" which…

  • M*A*S*H


    M*A*S*H? More like, T*R*A*S*H am I right?!

    So you may have noticed a lot of positive reviews coming from me lately, and that’s mostly to make up for my contentious, contrarian reviews I posted before all those. To sort of balance everything out and not make it seem like I’m some kind edgelord just throwing out bait. But there’s one movie I watched recently that I have to let out: Mash. Oh man, after I watched this, I just had…

  • Scanners


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Oh well this doesn't seem excessive in any kind of way. This film looks like it's going to be a subtle, eerie kind of ...(reaches 7 minute mark) ... nevermind...

    So, do people like this movie? Like they really liked it? I know David Cronenberg can be a divisive director at times, but seriously this movie was just flat out stupid. I thought I would really like David Cronenberg and his style, but as I trek through his filmography I'm…

  • Halloween


    This Holiday, look forward to something really frightening; I’ve conjured up the most evil heinous crime of the season! I hate Halloween! Mwuahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously this movie sucks.

    Yeah, I’m going to be that guy again. This is one I’ve been wanting to get off my chest since I first saw it years ago when I was still in school, and I guess Halloween seemed like the right time to get it out so I waited patiently. Patiently waited for my…

  • Transcendence


    "He's not a monkey!" That's literally the only line I remember from this film, and I don't even think that's verbatim

    For my fourth entry in my "Trek through the Unknown" series I watched Transcendence, so now I have to review it. Or I'd like to. See there's one problem. I can't review this, because I don't remember it. I just watched this movie a couple of days ago and I already forgot the whole film. And that's pretty rare…