Kinotherapy has written 2 reviews for films rated during 2019.

  • Red Sonja

    Red Sonja

    It's a pretty bad sign when Arnold Schwarzenegger is the BEST actor in your movie. P.S. I love how, in the poster, Arnold is bigger than Sonja.

    A long time ago my Dad showed me "Red Sonja" thinking I'd really like it. After the movie I turned to my father and disowned him forever. Just kidding, love you Dad! But seriously this movie is awful.

    I'm just going to cut to the chase of my least favorite aspect: Brigitte Nielsen…

  • Tell Your Children

    Tell Your Children

    This whole movie takes place inside this guy's butt. That explains why it's so shitty.

    Me and my brother just saw "Reefer Madness" (or "Tell Your Children" idk) and boy was it a dumpster fire if I ever saw one! This was a film I've been wanting to check out for a while. I've seen some reviews and the Rifftrax of this movie, so I thought I'd give it a shot on my own, but this time I watched it…