Kinotherapy has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2019.

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    One of the most disappointing films of 2019 for me, and for different reasons.

    So I saw two zombie comedies this year, not really expecting either to be great, but the one that I thought would be better than the 10 years too late sequel "Zombieland 2" was actually the worse one! (Zombieland 2 was surprisingly enjoyable) Now when I first heard that Jim Jarmusch's next film would be a zombie movie starring Adam Driver and Bill Murray, I wasn't…

  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film

    I talked about this film in my Salo review, but I figured I would go a little more in depth.

    To be honest the film seemed promising from the start. It was shot competently and was setting up a mysterious set of arrays. I wasn't strongly invested but was mildly curious and was willing to see where it was going to go. Unfortunately, as the film goes on it just falls apart more and more as it seems clear that…

  • Sleuth

    Sleuth

    Sleuth but gayer.

    So I made the mistake of watching this version of "Sleuth" before the original, because I didn't know it was a remake and thought it was the original. I think what confused me was that I knew Michael Caine was in it so I thought "Well, Michael Caine is in it so this must be the right one." Not realizing that he appears in both films playing the opposite characters; the one thing I found kind of…

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    What a BORING experience. A completely insignificant, un-special shallow pool of a flick!

    Who would actually prefer to watch this over the Disney classic? There already is a live action Beauty and the Beast; it came out about 70 years ago, was directed by Jean Cocteau and it was great!

    Okay, I'll be honest I'm not as angry as I'm letting on to be in the top few paragraphs; mostly because this film didn't get an emotion out of me…