Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Shiva Baby
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Superbad

  • Eighth Grade

  • Election

    ★★★★★

  • Mermaids

    ★★★★★

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  • Nope

    Nope

    the real money shot was keke racing through the desert on a motorcycle. you know why? cuz baby, that is keke palmer.

  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    mia goth with nothing on her but blood stains and a pair of overalls…. ya i stan

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  • Superbad

    Superbad

    can’t sleep

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    this is truly one of the saddest movies ever made. a seed of deep despair and suffering is planted in my stomach from the beginning and then the car scene breaks me. and then the fire scene makes me starts dry heaving and pacing.  

    but i do laugh every time i hear a lebron james.

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  • Like Water for Chocolate

    Like Water for Chocolate

    ★★★

    when the quails so good you have to start masturbating at the dinner table.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    starting off 2023 incredibly strong. i was like this the whole time 😳🫢😝🤣

    it’s going to take a lot to top mia goth sitting on the hood of a convertible, eating fried chicken and drinking wine, while berating alexander skarsgård and waving a gun. one of our greatest working actresses. my girl knows how to pick a project and steal a show. 

    seriously considering integrating masks and opera length pearls into my wardrobe.