Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Girls Nite Out 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2022

  Girls Nite Out is a slasher movie with a sense of DRAMA!!! You see the capitalization and two extra exclamation marks I threw in there? Those are for extra drama.

  There is so much relationship drama surrounding the films, effectively horrifying, murders that I'm convinced no straight man could have made it.

  The heart of Girls Nite Out is in the capitol-D Drama of it. It's in the characters, and their complex network of relationships. It's in their desires, and…

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  Near Dark 1987

  ★★ Watched 02 Oct 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I've been wanting to see this for a long. One of the coolest looking movies I've ever seen but it still left me underwhelmed. In the first 20 minutes I was asking why Lost Boys is the canonical 80's vampire movie and not this. By the end I understood completely

  It's a perfect antithesis to the vampire pictures of Jean Rollins. Both Rollins and Bigelow see their vampires as a metaphor for the misfits and rebels of traditional society. To…

Popular reviews

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  The Co(te)lette Film 2010

  ★★★ Added 1

  I found this whilst browsing Tubi's selection of schlock and exploitation movies. It turned out not to be schlock, and maybe(?) not exploitation.

  It was art. I knew that it was art because I was confused.

  I don't know what the hell I watched by I do know it made me feel things. At times I felt aroused and titillated. That was good, that was what I was hoping for. Then at other times I felt shame, guilt, discomfort, maybe…

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  Score 1973

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2022

  This was way more fun than I expected. A fun movie about seduction. The sex scenes were actually my least favorite part. I recommend the softcore version for any straight guys as only the gay scene was explicit. The lesbian scene was pretty laughable as the actresses didn't seem that into it. I tried to skip the former and could just as well have skipped the later.