Favorite films

  • The Beach Bum
  • Marriage Story
  • Little Women
  • Uncut Gems

Recent activity

  • The Last Dance


  • Extraction


  • Black and Blue


  • Light of My Life


Recent reviews

  • Extraction



    EXTRACTION lacks plot, and at around the one hour mark it really drops off for a good 20 minutes or so, but BOY OH BOY. 

    This is how you do action. Absolutely visceral, chaotic and ingeniously staged. Every punch hurts like fuck; every bullet shatters bone and rips the shit out of your eardrums. 

    The film’s extended 15 minute single-take sequence is the most exquisitely captured carnage you will see this year. A phenomenal feat of action filmmaking which travels…

  • The Call of the Wild

    The Call of the Wild


    I really dug this. A properly rustic, old-school adventure yarn with a potent message of nature and nurture pulsing through its rapid waters. 

    Harrison Ford is great here; the exact type of gruff and world-weary performance you want to see from him at this stage in his late career. As for the CGI, well, it’s damn impressive. From the way the dogs move, to the wind and snow rippling through their coats, it all feels about as organic as it…

Popular reviews

  • Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

    Drake & Josh Go Hollywood


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    With all that choice, I watched this...

  • Exposed


    To understand why EXPOSED is so terrible and hideous to watch, simply read this statement from IMDb below:

    "Declan Dale is a pseudonym used by Gee Malik Linton much in the way that the name Alan Smithee was used for films that a director has disowned. Dale's only film is Exposed (2016), a Keanu Reeves thriller that was significantly edited by Lionsgate Premiere without the original director's permission.

    The film, originally titled "Daughter of God", was a surreal bi-lingual drama,…