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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

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    jacob:

    renesmee: ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป
    ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย ๐Ÿ‘„

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hey ladies! ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒผ
    ๐Ÿฅฐโ€ผ๏ธlets get high as FUCKโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
    and have a ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปdance๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป competition! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
    the winner ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ gets to sacrifice their boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ in a bear carcass!
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

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    i have never watched a movie that has made me feel such visceral fucking RAGE i fucking hate this movie so fucking much i hate it why do i put myself through this why does this movie exist in this fucking hellscape of a reality??? i cant believe i exist and this exists at the same time and i had to endure it i cant believe this this is horrible i am so angry

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London

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    no my depression did NOT just tell me to binge watch two seasons of mtvโ€™s teen wolf in the span of two days and when lydia refers to jackson as โ€œan american werewolf in londonโ€ at the top of season three no it did NOT inspire me to watch this.

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  • Avalon High

    Avalon High

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    are yall ever reminded of a movie you forgot existed but you know you totally had like a 3 day hyper-fixation on when you were 10 years old?

    why this movie is iconic:
    -the king arthur mythology
    -the way britt robertson runs
    -gregg sulkin's "american" accent
    -battlefield by jordin sparks
    -the highs and lows of high school football
    -britt robertson looking dope in that armor
    -marco's emo ass
    -that battle scene tho

    king arthur?? more like king of camp

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    all these bill hader positive reviews got me ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ