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  • The Oracle

    ★★★

  • eXistenZ

    ★★★★

  • One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

    ★★★½

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  • The Oracle

    The Oracle

    ★★★

    Well, this was a cheesy DTV mess… but entertaining enough. It ends SO abruptly I honestly have no idea what happened. 

    The score for this was atrocious, but there are some excellent scenes of gore - so I would say it’s worth a watch if you’re into 80s practical effects. 

    Also, shockingly - not one scene of nudity even though the director’s main gig is pornography.

  • eXistenZ

    eXistenZ

    ★★★★

    This was a WEIRD. I don’t even know what else to say about it. 

    It is kind of like Videodrome 2: Hole Probing Boogaloo

    Long live the new flesh though, obviously.

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  • Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

    Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

    “Don’t look up anything weird”

    *Immediately googles demons


    Looks like you got a Baghuul problem

  • Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

    Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Definitely an interesting watch for someone who doesn’t really know much about the case... if you’ve done a deep dive already, you’re not going to learn much from this. 

    I didn’t like that episode 3 was basically all conspiracy theories, and then episode 4 they changed it to “she was mentally ill and probably did it to herself”... but I guess they don’t have much to go on either way. 

    I don’t think we’ll ever know what truly happened and…