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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Aliens
  • Alien³
  • Alien Resurrection

Recent activity

  • History of Evil


  • Carrie


  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers


  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers


Recent reviews

  • Priscilla



    The first half of this movie is a 5/5 - incredible and then I’m not sure what happens but the back half completely loses itself.

    Still - it deserves a watch and Cailee Spaeny deserved a nod.

  • No Way Up

    No Way Up


    I have absolutely watched worse shark movies.

Popular reviews

  • House of Wax

    House of Wax


    Is this the most 2000’s film ever? 

    Paris Hilton
    The Deftones
    Chad Michael Murray
    Bobby from Scary Movie
    Jared Padalecki
    My Chemical Romance  

    Either way - it rules, and is definitely one of my favorite horror remakes from this era.

  • The Strangers

    The Strangers


    “...Because you were home.

    The scene where Liv Tyler was smoking in the living room and you see “guy in mask” appear behind her (without her noticing) still feels so incredibly violating and effective. 

    I don’t care how many times I watch this, it still makes me uncomfortable from start to finish.