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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    May of this year I watched Twin Peaks for the first time. I was absolutely blown away by well... everything. There was a review I wrote of The Return that is now deleted. My reason for deleting it around the middle of my rewatch is that I paint The Return as one thing. I do still think it does legacy filmmaking very well and at times critiques it. But The Return is also so many other things.

    Now last month…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    So after watching this again I am absolutely emotionally broken.
    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me has to be one of, if not the most empathetic film of all time. One of the many things that makes this film tragic is that you already know pretty much what will happen. Because of this you kind of just have to endure this hopelessly knowing that there is nothing you can do.

    "When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy."

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