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  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ½

    Remember that one movie where Michael Keaton accidentally clones himself too much? And one of the clones is disabled? And his wife doesn’t know so she keeps trying to fuck the clones, which makes Michael Keaton angrily banish the clones from his home? But it’s all good, cuz the clones end up going to Miami and opening up a successful pizza place called “Three Guys from Nowhere?”

    Yea, you do. It’s called Multiplicity and it’s 100 million times less dumb…

  • Vegas Vacation

    Vegas Vacation

    Rotten Tomatoes called this a "trip to sinfully laugh-free city." I'm sorry, but that's not true and, quite frankly, a little beyond the pale!

    I happen to love things that HBO played on a continuous loop in 1998. Especially when they have Randy Quaid, good dam jokes (outrageous), and the proto-proto-proto Uncut Gems Sid Caesar cameo. I'd like to recommend RT change it to the more accurate "a trip to sinfully laugh-FULL city." Thank you!

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  • Doctor Dolittle

    Doctor Dolittle

    ★★★

    Shoulder to shoulder with San Francisco crime greats like DIRTY HARRY and HOSTAGE.

    And yes, while the detection of crime does not appear hardly anywhere in the storyline, I think we can all detect that it’s a CRIME to not be yourself. 


    Awarded THREE DEEP SQUAKS and one PROTO-NEMO ALBERT BROOKS AS A DISTRESSED ANIMAL VO CRED.

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★★★

    Here’s an experience I cannot recommend enough: Lay out in the sun and read about viruses or pandemics of any kind. After about four minutes of that, get up and spray yourself with a garden hose. Lay back down and sigh loudly over and over again. When you give up on the sun (you will), sprawl out on the couch and rent this movie for .99 on Amazon Prime. 

    Then proceed to eat two pieces of cherry pie served cold…