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The Gray Man 2022

★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2022

🤘🏼
Senior Year 2022

★ Watched 17 Jul 2022

Michael Cimino please know this rating has nothing to do with you <3
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

★★ Watched 15 Jul 2022

Never related to anyone more than I did to the post credits guy after watching this.
The Cabin in the Woods 2011

★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2022

What the fuck
Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

★★★★ Watched 07 May 2022 5

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The newest spider-man trilogy culminating in an epic multiverse battle royale as a direct result of a peter fuck up makes sense. I already knew going in to this that “it’s gonna be may” is both the famous misheard line from the nsync song and the answer to the question who’s gonna die this movie. But god Tom really made that hurt.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2022

Yeah I skipped chamber of secrets because of my arachnophobia...so
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2022

Doing a Harry Potter franchise rewatch, haven’t seen most of them since I was very little. I’m excited. Why is the title the philosophers stone when I can swear they called it the sorcerers stone?
Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2022

Had to cleanse my kingsman palette after that last one
The King's Man 2021

★★ Watched 27 Feb 2022

Miss Eggsy so much… :’(
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2022

I liked it but leather face dodging all laws of nature kills the vibe for me
The Tinder Swindler 2022

Watched 13 Feb 2022

COME ON AYLEEN!
Mommy 2014

★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2022

I can fix him

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