giving out 5 stars like stickers at the dentist

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Mistress America
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • C'mon C'mon

Recent activity

  • Licorice Pizza


  • Red Rocket


  • Mamma Mia!


  • The Game


Recent reviews

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!


    if by the hand of god this movie were to be struck from existence i would go with it and i am sooooooo serious it is integral and CURATIVE . Literally neutralized the omicron in my body when i saw it last month

  • Ratatouille



    having given Ratatouille (2007) anything lower than five stars is indicative of other dishonorable behaviors actually 🕊️

Popular reviews

  • Microhabitat



    THE PURE FEAR THAT CONSUMED ME WHILE WATCHING THIS... don't really dig the idea of growing up and being saddled with the immense pressure of giving up core parts of my identity almost entirely for the sake of practicality 😁 i love u miso let's go to therapy together

  • The Dreamers

    The Dreamers

    ❓😭 if i invite a guy over for dinner and they go on a long ass tangent about how a tin lighter supposedly represents "cosmic harmony" in front of my whole family 😭 in front of my goddamn lumpia 😭 ok....? i'll show you out thanks for coming 😭