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  • Suspiria


    This is a premature review but I have low expectations for this film because Chloë Grace Moretz and Dakota Johnson are the WORST. (I'm SO sorry).

  • Suspiria



    I don’t remember what outlet/critic called this “High-class horror porn” but they’re correct. 
    Fear is too reliant on the gore and lost in the plot. 
    Aspects of national terrorism and nazism only throws the audience into a spiral of confusion. 
    Guadagnino says this isn’t a remake and more of a homage(of the sorts) so it almost feels wrong to even call this Suspiria. Clearly not a remake and more of a very loose adaptation. 
    You’d be lost completely without having…