• Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ½

    I've been putting off sharing my thoughts on this movie for weeks now cause it made me so mad and I knew if I reviewed it right off the bat it would just end up being a rant. But now I'm just logging it because I keep forgetting to but yea this movie was a pile of shit and a complete disrespect to its source material. The fighting sequences are terribly choreographed and look nothing like MK, the character designs…

  • Akira

    Akira

    ★★★★½

    I think this might be my favorite film ever or at least favorite anime film? It's so engrossing and captivating I love how violent and beautiful it is. It's such a debilitating and bleak but brilliant film and the cyberpunk style to it makes it that much cooler. The animation is gorgeous but the story is so melancholy. I really love it so much and I'm very happy I got the 4K collectors edition as a gift for my birthday! A revolutionary and most definitely a groundbreaking classic.

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    ½

    And people said Dark Phoenix is bad....this is easily the worst X Men movie in every way - it makes Dark Phoenix look like a masterpiece. The moment it finished i completely forgot what i even watched. Anya is pretty cool as Magik, can't tell if that was the perfect casting choice or if Anya is just so talented she can play anything. Unfortunately Josh Boone is so insufferable that he has to ruin good things and make Magik a…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★½

    Either I'm turning into a snobby Martin Scorsese type that feels cinema needs to be saved or Hollywood just keeps pumping out the worst films ever imaginable. Alexander Skarsgard was hot though so I'll give it that

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    I just can't believe I actually sat through this

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★

    This is why white directors need to stop using black bodies to convey issues on race that they will never understand because it comes out as pseudo babbling jargon. I genuinely think white directors in general need to stop directing films that should go to a black director because they don't know what they're doing or talking about and it all comes out as bullshit. There's this whole debate within the film about not politicizing minorities and viewing film through…

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★½

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie was it trying to convince me that Kristen Wiig could ever pass as a friendless nerd with 0 sex appeal just because she had on glasses

  • Possessor

    Possessor

    ★★★

    Watched the uncut version while eating 3 slices of pizza, fettuccini alfredo w/ broccoli, 2 dark chocolate truffles, and some sun chips and I didn't flinch or get grossed out by anything I feel invincible

  • Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always

    Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always

    ★★★★½

    I'm not too crazy about this series to be honest. I notice people either love it to death for its tenacious flamboyance, trans representation, interesting portrayals of adolescent women, and daring and striking makeup and overall aesthetics. Others seem to have a more negative view of the series due to the show's themes, the overall toxic and graphic nature of the show, and the fact that they are meant to be teenagers and the show portrays them in a way…

  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    Say the moniker "BLACKPINK" or yell "BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA" in front of any young person and no matter where you are in the world there's a chance they will know exactly what you are talking about. BLACKPINK has swept the world by storm and become one of the most lauded and successful K-Pop groups in music history and undoubtedly the most famous K-Pop girl group in history. What their newest Netflix documentary BLACKPINK: Light Up The Sky offers is…

  • Pride

    Pride

    ★★★★½

    So this is how straight people must feel watching their movies that don't have constant toxic or abusive tropes

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's hard to live a good life...It seems like the Devil don't ever let up.

    The Devil All The Time. A title so alluring, so mysterious, so intriguing. What does it mean to "Devil All The Time" is the question I posed on first hearing its title. Hoping that this film would make sense and justify the usage of such a mysterious title, I was grateful to find that it does much more to justify said title but offers a…