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  • Watching the Detectives

    Watching the Detectives


    i wanna be honest and admit right away that a tiktok edit prompted me to watch this movie. i don’t know what i was expecting but i certainly did not expect whatever this was. i truly have never been more baffled by a screenwriter’s creative choices. takes the “manic pixie dream girl” trope to horrifying new levels. i can’t believe this exists? one star each for cillian murphy and lucy liu.

    EDIT: wait was this satire? guys was this camp?

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love


    seriously this is the best movie i’ve ever seen

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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    i watched this because at the time, i was so overwhelmingly void of emotion. i was ignoring my homework and i was in that weird mental state where i wasn’t necessarily sad but i just felt lifeless. like i could lie staring at my ceiling for hours and not feel a thing. i wanted to feel something. so i watched la la land. and i felt something.

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  • Prisoners



    “you know, i really like jake gyllenhaal. i kind of think of him as the working man’s brad pitt. brad gets all the pretty boy roles, but jake goes in and gets the work done.” -my dad when i asked him if he would watch this movie with me