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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★★

    Jake Gyllenhaal is very sexy and in one scene he wears glasses. Other stuff happens but that's the important park. Gyllenhaal in glasses. A billion stars.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    always great to see a feel-good movie about traveling, recognizing your worth & wearing fun new accessories as you leave a toxic relationship. :) getting rid of a shitty boyfriend can be a real bear.

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★½

    there's a terrific movie about ballerina witches and mommy kink buried somewhere in suspiria's two-and-a-half-hour mishmash of striking but empty symbolism and pointless historical asides. luca gudagnino can't stop feinting at big themes he never actually explores when, baby, all i wanted was a big spooky dance school full of waifs and witches.

  • The Perfection

    The Perfection

    ★½

    Hilariously stupid but flecked with beautiful, striking images, The Perfection feels like the inept American remake of a South Korean horror movie that doesn't exist.