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Not as funny as it could’ve been but it’s still a moderately funny parody of Christmas movies. Justin Long in particular tickled my biscuit. Alex Moffat has a scene where his character randomly farts mid conversation and it’s never addressed and I hate that it made me laugh so much.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Against my better judgement, you're all about to read one of the most personal things I've written. Because why not? It's much easier to say these things to a bunch of people you've never met, after all.
After Michéle is assaulted (the first time), she cleans the broken dishes off the floor, throws away the dress she was wearing, takes a bubble bath, and orders sushi.
After I was assaulted, I asked him to drive me back to my dorm,…