Keith Garrett

I make movie posters/art, link above (or below depending where you're reading this)

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Pearl
  • It Follows
  • The Outwaters

Recent activity

  • Christmas with the Campbells


  • A Wounded Fawn


  • The Immaculate Room


  • Teaching Mrs. Tingle


Recent reviews

  • Christmas with the Campbells

    Christmas with the Campbells


    Not as funny as it could’ve been but it’s still a moderately funny parody of Christmas movies. Justin Long in particular tickled my biscuit. Alex Moffat has a scene where his character randomly farts mid conversation and it’s never addressed and I hate that it made me laugh so much.

  • A Wounded Fawn

    A Wounded Fawn


    Started off great, and has some really beautiful cinematography, but it got a little too abstract for my taste :(

Popular reviews

  • Ghost World

    Ghost World


    That moment when Rebecca is showing Enid her new apartment and says “Oh wait I have to show you something really cool,” then proceeds to show her a fold-out ironing board. 
    There’s never been a more accurate example of the transition from adolescence to adulthood tbh.

  • Elle



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Against my better judgement, you're all about to read one of the most personal things I've written. Because why not? It's much easier to say these things to a bunch of people you've never met, after all.

    After Michéle is assaulted (the first time), she cleans the broken dishes off the floor, throws away the dress she was wearing, takes a bubble bath, and orders sushi.

    After I was assaulted, I asked him to drive me back to my dorm,…